Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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