found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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