he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Randomize
