spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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