Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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