gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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