what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she told me i tasted like america
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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