Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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