Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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