i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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