so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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