Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
