Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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