i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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