He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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