You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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