If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
handjob tips. give me some.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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