she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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