You're my little dorito
false alarm. still invincible.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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