that's an acceptable place to lick
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
