Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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