i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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