i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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