Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't like sucking hair
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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