just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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