Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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