I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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