i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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