i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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