dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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