I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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