Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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