It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
