So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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