Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Randomize
