he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
