I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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