i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
