I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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