So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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