I must be too annoying 4 u.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't turn off my feet"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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