The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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