you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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