i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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