She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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