I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
