Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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