Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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