somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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