If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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