If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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