would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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