We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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