Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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