I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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