piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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