just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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