Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I have post one night stand depression
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