butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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