i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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