I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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