pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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