Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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my liver is dry heaving
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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